Chinese Poem??

haha.. was looking through me e-mail... and i found this mail.... Just one of those crappy mail....
enjoy........

Chinese poem!!!
The real chinese version.
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Chuang qian ming yue guang
yi si di sang shuang
ju tou wang ming yue
ti tou si gu xiang

The full-blown version(in refined english)
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The moon light is pouring down on my bedside
Like white frost spreading on the ground
I look up at the bright round moon in the sky
And lower my head thinking of my dear hometown

singlish version 1:
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Bedfront moon bright bright
Think is floor white white
Lift head see moon moon
Bow head miss home home

singlish version 2(less refined):
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Bedfront see moon moon
think is one snow snow
lift head see moon-moon
head down think home-home

hokkien version
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bedfront or pi sai (pick nose)
think i go pang sai (shit)
look up in the sky
Poem - a waste of time

army version (4 those who r serving the nation soon!!!)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bedfront koon kee lau bark sai(sleep finished tears)
think we call up 4 excercise (reservist mobilisation)
Cheong shwa cheong hai reached the sky (conquer Mt. sea and sky)
Nan eh Tong kor siang lang chai (our heartache nobody knows)

student version:
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Bedfront ja ja ai ki lai (early must wake up)
think we have to go tart sai (go read shit)
people result high like sky (others score good grades)
only kakee's ganna sai (own grades like shit)